Paris Hilton’s Words of Wisdom Immortalized

Paris Hilton has landed an entry in the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations for her thoughts on the importance of dressing stylishly.

The musings of heiress and socialite Paris Hilton have recently been published among some of the greatest thinkers of all time.

The reality star and D-list actress has been immortalized in the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations. She is sitting in good company; Oscar Wilde, Confucius and others are also included in the legendary tome.

Her pithy observation, “Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in,” was added this year alongside a quote from former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.”

Hilton tweeted, “So cool that I have a quote in the dictionary.”

It seems the starlet can’t avoid the spotlight even if she tried (though there’s little evidence of that). Sex tapes and rotating boyfriends aside, Hilton has also made headlines for her rumored cosmetic surgery.

The leggy, blonde party girl has allegedly frequented her plastic surgeon’s office on numerous occasions. Hilton’s suspected surgeries include breast augmentation, rhinoplasty and an eyelid lift.

Celeb plastic surgery site MakeMeHeal.com reported that even though the heiress’ reputed breast augmentation is unsubstantiated, pictures have raised suspicions. After much research and deliberation, the pundits hypothesize that Hilton is a push up bra aficionado, occasionally augmenting her WonderBra with adhesive chicken cutlets.

With regards to the suspected nose job, reports indicate that in 2001, Hilton went under the knife to alter the bridge of her nose. She is rumored to have undergone a second operation to slim down the tip, but like the breast bugaboo, her alleged rhinoplasties have yet to be proven — and reps for Hilton have refused to comment.

And, what about that reported eyelid lift? An anonymous source told the New York Post that Paris “wanted to fix her drooping left eyelid.” MakeMeHeal.com writes that an insider was quoted saying her eye muscles were damaged after a previous cosmetic procedure that went awry.

Hilton representative Elliot Mintz commented, “To the best of my knowledge, Paris has never had any kind of cosmetic surgery and has not mentioned any medical procedures having to do with her eyes.” Looks like another unsolved celeb surgery mystery.