Charlie Sheen has nothing if not a random sense of humor. True, that may not have been in evidence over the Christmas holidays when he was arrested for allegedly threatening his wife Brooke Mueller in Aspen, Colorado. But a crime report – courtesy of the Pitkin County Sheriff’s Department – revealed that Sheen not only has ten tattoos, but plans to remove four of them through a cosmetic surgery procedure while keeping some of the more humorously bizarre ones.

According to RadarOnline.com, laser tattoo removal will soon do away with images of angel wings, a Japanese samurai, a Yankees baseball icon and an open zipper with an eyeball emerging.

Those are all going. Which ones are staying? Among others, Sheen is keeping tattoos of a burning Marlboro, a sign reading “Back In 15 Min.,” a stingray, a baseball and Charlie Brown uttering the word “Mom.” The actor is actually down from 12 tattoos, having had two of them already erased. One bore the name of actress Denise Richards, his former wife.

Body art is common for many; body art removal is inevitable for some. But even in this day and age, as men are living months at a time on space stations, the process of erasing tattoos remains long and arduous. Surgeons often perform laser removal on a single piece of body art during sessions that occur every couple months for up to a year, maybe longer. Their laser tools break down tattoo ink into smaller bits, making it easier for human skin to naturally fade it out. Without the assistance of the laser, this natural fading process would take decades. Even still, removing a tattoo doesn’t occur overnight, and may never become that rapid.

Those who may have been curious about Charlie Sheen’s inventory of body art are now duly educated, thanks to a sheriff’s report following his arrest. But given a choice, the actor probably would have preferred the public finding out some other way.

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Michael Lohan recently explained to RadarOnline.com that he’s been lied about, specifically regarding his taste for exotic dancers who resemble his daughter Lindsay. He’s considering legal action against the teller of this tale – a former owner of Scores, the strip club in New York City.

“Obviously this person is trying to make some money and publicity for himself,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “My lawyers are going after this person for defamation. This report is from 2004five years ago. I was in the club on one night. I sat at the bar, waiting for the owner because I was trying to schedule a bachelor party for my cousin. I never said anything about dances with Lindsay. I did not go inside the club where the dancers are, didn’t have a dance, and never, ever mentioned anything about my daughter. Nothing happened.”

Lohan’s possible legal action comes not long after reported friction between him and his daughter – including his complaints to E! that she “looks 100 years old” due to a bit too much hard living. And, Lindsay Lohan recently looks to have undergone some plastic surgery along with this rougher look, including fillers in her lips and face. Breast augmentation has been evident since 2007.

Some of these pictures show her in wardrobe prominently busty enough, frankly, to make one think of an exotic dancer. There is sometimes a resemblance that’s a bit on the uncanny side.

Still, Michael Lohan is likely speaking the simple truth about the Scores incident. Many would say the owner’s lap dance comment is absurd.

Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has had a lot to say about her religious faith and conservative stance. But, the reported discovery of eight erotic videos and 30 nude photos – all starring her – may give Prejean even more behavior to regret in public.

Prejean has already discussed one such video, made years ago for her boyfriend.

“It was the biggest mistake of my life,” she told Sean Hannity of FOX News. “I was all by myself at the time. I was sending a boyfriend at the time, that I loved and cared about, a video of me.”

The first sex tape situation occurred earlier in 2009 during her legal action against Miss California USA pageant officials K2 Productions after they terminated her. Prejean claimed she was being fired for some of her conservative comments.

Officials claimed she was booted for failing to make required public appearances. And, after she tried suing K2, they sued back – this time, for plastic surgery money allegedly owed. The company had supposedly financed her Prejean’s breast augmentation with the understanding they’d get compensation. The parties recently settled their legal sparring.

But, according to RadarOnline.com, there are now seven more Prejeantapes of the same variety, plus 30 photos of her – some topless and some showing full nudity. Contrary to earlier reports that Prejean was 17 at the time of filming, her ex-boyfriend recently told TMZ.com she was actually 20. All the images in question were allegedly produced in 2007 after Prejean spent four days with the man.

Now, Vivid Entertainment has contacted Prejean attorney Charles Limandri in hopes of acquiring rights to the footage, promising Prejean the chance to “earn millions of dollars.” The response from Prejean’s camp so far has been no “at any price.”

That answer isn’t surprising, given Prejean’s recent regret about having filmed herself. Saying to no to a deal like that may actually be a prudent career decision in the long run, even at the sacrifice of millions of dollars right now.

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